The goddess of night,
Plays with a ball of light,
While the god of day,
With darkness will play.

The vegetarian eating meat,
And broccoli he will not eat,
The carnivore loves tomatoes,
He traded chicken for potatoes.

The white man sings rap,
With his foot he will tap,
The black man records a country song,
I don’t see anything wrong.

A frowning man, saying hi,
Telling people, smile, says bye,
A smiling laughing woman,
Tells them they’re a cow.

As all the irony grows,
And everything Earth sees and knows,
People say to me,
It’s a small world, don’t you see?