The camel has
a lumpy back
and she cannot
carry a pack

Though most say
she really can
carry up to 4.
Man, oh man!

Some people say
she doesn’t drink
water on a trip
let me think

No, that can’t
be true
she would die,
or get the flu

They say how far
she can spit
Ew, why me?
Ahhh, I quit!